Sashay Sargent! Sashay!

So apparently roadside bombs, missiles and machine guns are just not enough for the War on Terror. A Berkeley based watchdog group recently uncovered military leaders plan to develope what they call a "gay bomb." Confirmed by The Pentagon, the chemical weapon could be dropped on enemy troops rendering them "sexually irresistible to each other." Instead of fighting back, the pheromones released by said bomb would force the enemy to stop whatever they're doing and proceed to shag right there on the battlefield.

The weapon's proposal states that "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs. Especially if the chemical caused homosexual behaviour."

That would have to be some titan strength pheromones to be able to get a radical Muslim to knock boots with another man, and in public no less. Are we forgetting that these are the same people who will sacrifice their own lives just or the downfall of an enemy.

Now I think this idea came about in one of two ways:

1. Someone brought weed to the office again, but this things got so out hand that they ended up going with this ideawhile they were baked, because they didn't sober up in time.
2. They pooled all the project money for an office trip to Vegas where they lost most of it at the Roullette table, so they proposed the "gay bomb" because it was "mad cheap yo, and no one will realize the money is gone!"

If the "gay bomb" inlcuded awesome house music, ectasy pills and firece leopard print hot pants it might get an aiight from me. Since it's only phremones and a dream, I give it a yeah aiight, with a headshake and gutbusting laughter.